GIFTS,

Fully tested in our retail store and found to be:

Totally immature.
Funnier than heck. Completely hilarious.
Best to be used in a crowd, at a party, hidden in the isle or behind the counter. The customers may not always agree with this, but they ALWAYS laugh!
Home tested and best used hidden under the dining room table. Behind the couch.
For some reason, it seems to be funniest when used at the most inappropriate time and place.
The Fart Machine # 2, Remote Controlled Electronic Fart Machine... a must have

Probably the funniest gag product ever produced! The remote controlled Fart Machine is the high tech replacement for the now obsolete rubber Whoopee Cushion. Just turn on and hide the Fart Machine wherever you want, then press the remote control button to activate the sounds. Comes with double faced tape to mount under a chair or table. The Fart Machine operates on 4 AAA batteries (not included).
* Press the remote control button to activate the sounds
* Operates on 4 AAA batteries (not included).
Hey, it's electronic so you can't hassle us for selling it. Right?

 KNIFE GIFT SET! 
Multipurpose Pocket Knife and SUPER-BRIGHT LED FLASHLIGHT
 

● 8 Super Bright LED's
●  Push On- Push Off Button on back of flashlight
● Wrist Strap tether
● Set of 3 AAA Batteries Included.

● Multi-Purpose Knife with
● Blade, Screwdriver, cork screw and bottle openers

 FLASK GIFT SET! 
SUPER-BRIGHT LED FLASHLIGHT AND FLASK FOR YOUR FAVORITE TASTY BEVERAGE
 

● Super Bright LED Flashlight
● Flask for your tasty beverage
● Set of 3 AAA Batteries Included.

Home Theatre Power and Protection. 3,150 Joules Outlet by Electrix!
10 outlets with Right angle plug on cord
3150 joule rating
Coaxial surge protection

Outlets Color Coded and labeled for easy identification

Laser Pointer

● High-quality red laser LED
● 2 5/16-inch length
● (3) AG5 batteries included

V16 PenLight, White Beam- Real Tiny and Real Bright!

It is very small! Just about 4 inches long but don't be embarrassed, it packs quite a bit of light and is very convenient.
● Crystal Reflector Tube System
● High-quality LED; white beam
● 3 7/8-inch length
● (2) BR435 batteries included

EMERGE N SEE LIGHT
LED FLASHLIGHT - CRANK THE HANDLE FOR LIGHT! - No Batteries.

The Emerge N See Light is a flashlight that generates light anywhere, anytime with a simple twist of the wrist and crank of the built-in handle. No batteries are required.
The flashlight has 2 settings to produce the amount of light you need. It produces the light you need to see around with either 1 LED or 3 LED's. Not the strong amount of light like the battery powered ones and will not give anyone that deer in the headlights look, but will get you through a dark room.

No batteries, Simple cranking generates all the power you need
LED's never need replacing!
Ideal for emergency, home, auto, camping, fishing & more
Generate light anywhere, anytime
3 Ultra-bright LED's
90 day warranty

Put a Telephone where you can't put a telephone cable. With our Wireless Web/Phone Jack you can have a phone jack wherever you have an AC outlet

Remote telephone jack for your laptop, desktop computer modem, satellite system, FAX machine or...what's that old method of communicating... Oh Yeah, talking on the telephone!
Compatible with 33.6k and 28.8k v.34 modems.
Perfect for all computers and laptops.
Great for fax machines.
Create a phone jack from any electrical outlet.
Allows caller ID and call waiting.
Works with satellite receivers, Web TV, and all online service providers.
No tools, no drilling, no wiring, just plug in and play.
System includes: 1 base unit and 1 extension, 6FT phone cord and instruction manual

Just Plug It In!

Oh what a tangled web we weave...
when we don't have the Tangle free and portable Retractable Modular RJ11 Cord

Small enough to keep with your laptop for on the road connections. Retracts so you don't have that tangles mess in your laptop case.
2 x 6P4C male connectors 9.8 Feet - compact and easy to carry - automatic extend and retract - color: black, 4 conductor

Tripp-Lite Model SMART1000LCD - This one is super cool!!!

LCD Display indicates input voltage, battery capacity and a variety of operating conditions - 1000VA line-interactive rackmount shelf / tower UPS system
8 outlets (4 UPS / 4 surge-only), dataline surge suppression for TEL/DSL and Coax connections.
USB port with HID protocol support, cabling and included PowerAlert monitoring software
Corrects brownouts as low as 89V
$250,000 Ultimate Lifetime Insurance (USA, Puerto Rico & Canada only)

LCD Display indicates input voltage, battery capacity and a variety of operating conditions. Display is rotatable for easy viewing whether UPS is in vertical or horizontal position.
SMART1000LCD Digital Uninterruptible Power Supply offers voltage regulation, surge suppression and long lasting battery support during blackouts.
Supports entry level PCs up to 60 minutes or single VCR/DVR components for up to 3 hours during blackouts
Regulates brownouts as low as 89 volts back to usable levels without using battery power
4 UPS battery supported outlets, plus 4 additional surge suppression-only outlets
USB port and cable enables unattended shutdown in the case of extended power failure
HID compliant USB port enables full integration with built-in power management and auto shutdown features of Windows, Linux and Mac OS X
PowerAlert software available via free download
Single line phone suppression protects standard dialup/DSL phone connection
1000VA / 500 watt power handling ability supports a variety of sensitive computer, home theater and other equipment
4 minutes full load runtime (1000VA / 500 watts), 14 minutes half load runtime (500VA / 250 watts)
Cabinet adapts to tower format or rackmount shelf format. Rackmount (2U) format requires an optional shelf, available separately
2 year product warranty
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